chefboyardeezie:

it’s almost been 2 years since the most influential event of all time

witchpop:

*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*

(Source: yoncevevo, via genevievevavance)


punypalhoncho:

A FUN GAME:

PRETEND YOUR ICON IS MAKING ITS CURRENT EXPRESSION WHILE GETTING A BLOWJOB

(Source: deadcrabs, via angrybroccoli)


mobiusnook:

gordoananke:

midnightthunders:

So… I was giving some jelly to my cat

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My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.

I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…

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they are evolving

Why would you give a cat Jelly

(via see-you-all-in-therapy)

fat-batman:

ONCE WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 WE WENT TO BRITISH COLOMBIA AND MY BROTHER THREW SEEDS ALL OVER ME AND MY DAD TOOK THIS PICTURE 

empauror:

tumblr during autumn, more like

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(via enterthetardis)