sharingneedles:

i love birthdays they’re so motivational like if i can manage to keep myself alive for another year ill get money and cake

(via sexy-nugget)


plug:

*Walks into class crush is in*

Teacher: Everyone have a seat

Me:

 image

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goldenxpvssy:

goals

"wake up we gotta go"
me: 
image

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sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

(Source: sassykardashian, via crrocs)


whiteboyslayer:

shoutout to mozzarella sticks

(via thefuuuucomics)


wakaflackalypse:

Being alive is getting really expensive

(via hotboysofficial)

so-personal:

everything personal♡
theauthoryperson:

egberts:

i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again

and here you are

chilled:

mormondad:

Why do other ppl have my name wtf

 

(via cumfort)

akidnamedcandyee:

 

scoobysnacked:

how do you politely ask for the wifi password

(via crystallized-teardrops)