absentions:

it’s so rare that you meet someone who makes you feel so warm and happy like they are like sunshine and you just want them around all the time

(via hypotenose)

kceniaaa:

😱

elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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(via trait)

hartbigcanon:

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.

clubpenguln:

Rock, paper, scissors, pencil, eraser. I thought we were naming office supplies. Why do I have a rock

(via letmemotherfuckingloveyouu)


lvysaur:

Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in

(Source: nxte, via crystallized-teardrops)


burgerkid:

scary story by peter griffinimage

(via supnikita)


savannahblair:

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

(via thatpartofjohngreensface)


sassy-tractor:

IF YOU’RE EVER FEELING SAD JUST REMEMBER THAT TOM HIDDLESTON DREW LOKI AND HE WAS SO PROUD OF HIS WORK THAT HE TOOK A PICTURE OF HIM AND THE DROWING 

HE LOOKS SO PLEASED WITH HIMSELF

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HE EVEN NAME IT “LOKI, BY LOKI”

(Source: no-son, via lanashiftdelrey)

  • Nicki: fuck them skinny bitches
  • Me: YAS! I ain't shit!