realitytvgifs:

the only sport you’ll see me playing

conshence:

imagine if every note you got on a post was $1

(Source: conshence, via sexy-nugget)


babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad, via crystallized-teardrops)


substiel:

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

(via sexy-nugget)


michaxl:

*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here

(Source: michaxl, via cumfort)


officialunitedstates:

marry a girl that breathes

(via laundrymen)


quacklemore:

I’ll stop procrastinating tomorrow

(via gnarly)


richgaaaang:

fat isn’t an insult skinny isn’t a compliment they’re just words describing body types please drill that in your heads

(via koreanjeasuz)

bitchesaloud:
pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

nevvzealand:

my parents think i spend all this time on facebook

(via unescapable)


hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

(Source: evaunit08, via unshaped)