lifewithoutrory:

"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"

(Source: samuel-matthew-halliday, via trust)

so-personal:

everything personal

celestial-sexhair:

no-homohowell:

qu4ntumflvx:

There’s no such thing as: 

  • Using too much conditioner
  • putting on too much eyeliner
  • wearing too much black
  • being too nervous/sad/angry/happy about someone/something
  • liking a band “too much”
  • falling for someone too fast/too hard.

just remember that ok

is 25 litres of eyeliner too much

friend I’m not sure how you put on your eyeliner but I sure as hell don’t measure mine in litres

(via cutefollower)


tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

(via lindsaylohoean)

reblog if ur in the 3rd grade and tired of all the fake friends :/

can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me

(via retiredjesus)


8yrs:

faq:

Q: do u have a faq?
A: yes

(via trust)


bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

(Source: drunkvanity, via paigeysprinklexoxo)


agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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(via thefuuuucomics)

  • cashier: do you want the receipt?
  • me: yas bitch tell me everything
lasagnababy:

i love being friends with my moms friends on facebook
stripperina:

Hold on gotta blow my nose